tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30324578855303168882024-03-05T19:21:38.982-08:00Center Stall - West Point/Army Humor from Mike NemethMike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-89045534591064228522010-12-08T18:47:00.000-08:002010-12-08T19:00:14.773-08:00Apple launches new Navy iPadMake sure you watch the commercial for Apple's new Navy iPad!<br /><br />Hey - I might have actually made a 'stadium appropriate' video - probably not though, I'm sure they'll be something 'offensive' about it... <br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aSWazN3g9lQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aSWazN3g9lQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-48488807195433230112010-12-07T21:28:00.000-08:002010-12-07T21:29:47.183-08:00Wikileaks exposes Army/Navy scandalI knew it! Here's the real story!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7q8LNX_lLPQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7q8LNX_lLPQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-73539055866792799852010-12-07T16:28:00.000-08:002010-12-07T16:35:56.911-08:00Army Navy Week! - Videos from around West PointThe Corps has... - back when I was a cadet, there was no 'YouTube' - I had to dig out old VHS tapes of Army spirit videos, digitize them myself, pay for hosting, and then get yelled at by GoldCoats for crashing the USMA network... <br /><br />Here are a few of my favorite Army Navy spirit videos from around the web:<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rvo8ou46gQw?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rvo8ou46gQw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuN-UenZS2k?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuN-UenZS2k?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kN5-xCBt80g?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kN5-xCBt80g?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-13522040838544499372010-10-28T16:12:00.000-07:002010-10-28T16:13:47.657-07:00French Riots - Go Army Beat NavyCouldn't help myself when I saw an opportunity in Paris. Go Army! Beat Navy<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gP1EFcclmhY?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gP1EFcclmhY?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-75676307901533108482010-04-30T14:53:00.001-07:002010-04-30T14:55:16.630-07:00Afghanistan Goes Gaga!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/haHXgFU7qNI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/haHXgFU7qNI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Some good stuff from soldiers in Afghanistan...Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-62428897752341423772009-12-10T09:35:00.001-08:002009-12-10T09:44:49.230-08:00With Army - Old Grad VideoFinally a new video out of AOG - Not at all what I expected<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3UYaMYK20Q&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m3UYaMYK20Q&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-65771458710627527452009-12-07T17:05:00.000-08:002009-12-07T17:29:20.428-08:00Navy Music Video: "I'm on a Boat"<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dy522m_70dUW2u_ggGi-yVB4HW6XJfQxjO6OVS6ZUIuWeiMgJHPiYrVjXbY6al3JVqbO7qzdDRiGTbbTjt3Gg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><div><br /></div><div>Only the Navy is 'professional' enough to make a video like this... I sadly can't take credit for embarrassing the Navy this well. Practically doing my job for me. Maybe I'll make the remix "I stay on boats." - Stay Classy Navy!</div>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-44855177537010073742009-12-01T17:59:00.000-08:002009-12-01T18:00:39.097-08:00Sleeping through lectures...Where's his spoon?!<div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoeX5ciWH4ZFCUth-VROwUlblqbt1XRB1WfSn_UPSjzxplw18Gb31bGxCZeJnIGWj8MhkibUEd8zmNdq7wAxS20K86XBypOf_tR6mfadeQansUBjRUTwUovgGOKWmy1y8RETxaFOc-Z5s/s1600/West+Point+Cadets+Sleeping.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoeX5ciWH4ZFCUth-VROwUlblqbt1XRB1WfSn_UPSjzxplw18Gb31bGxCZeJnIGWj8MhkibUEd8zmNdq7wAxS20K86XBypOf_tR6mfadeQansUBjRUTwUovgGOKWmy1y8RETxaFOc-Z5s/s320/West+Point+Cadets+Sleeping.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410452576032450898" /></a><br /></div>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-80554910418821044392009-03-27T06:27:00.000-07:002009-03-27T13:40:11.837-07:00Leadership Phrase Generator<a href="http://www.thecenterstall.com/lpg.html"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317969957873968834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 211px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiv8O4dAsHsLzSxrnvdcvtzDW_geGJzrE0K4MeuaNFMkFzcLhp6xbGLy10AS-woqHQNnesyFrODI3hamp2n1I_DXE3cpMaTS5cRiGsnVhyphenhyphenH2FKaZCsW9Et4QfYnXJAtvDdh_g2qMYWoRI/s320/lpg2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>The solution to all of your performance review needs! Click above to view the web-version of the Leadership Phrase Generator - (will require an ActiveX install) - Enjoy!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>If anyone would like to partner with me to help develop a mobile app version of this and a few other projects, <a href="mailto:mike@thecenterstall.com">please contact me!</a> Thanks!</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div></div>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-8522357840310739132009-02-19T21:40:00.000-08:002009-02-19T22:02:24.004-08:00Video - Comrades!<p><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='405' height='350' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzKc3-XVLXtT5hPVUx1jPZVKFIQyNIYHrK2RMp0pVY5f53pAphUY6n6erXNfcRyg1jAh_-vHhMPthXew6CYTw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p><p>Snow storms don't get in the way of walking hours at West Point! </p><p>Yes - those are cadets on 'snow shovel' detail in front of the hours formation.</p><p>Submitted by a brave cadet from Mac Barracks.</p><p>Do you have great West Point videos - send 'em to Center Stall</p>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-81842797271632480852009-02-11T21:13:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:36:34.837-08:00Video - Joe First Captain Episode 2<OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-b21e3ef7aaa3cffd height=344 width=425contentId="b21e3ef7aaa3cffd"></OBJECT><BR>This is the second and unexpectedly final episode of Joe First Captain. A visiting congressman complained about the show and nobody bothered to tell him that it was a joke. After an email from the Com, my 'video production privileges' were suspended and Joe First Captain was cancelled.Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-48084010614112492422009-02-04T17:26:00.000-08:002009-02-04T18:13:35.827-08:00Video - Joe First Captain Episode 1<OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-804e97cc54c54196 height=344 width=425 contentId="804e97cc54c54196"></OBJECT> <br> Believe it or not, I pitched the idea to USCC for a week-long romance/dating series to be shown in the Mess Hall...and they went along with it - ridiculous, I know. I started writing and filming during the last months of my cow year. A big thanks to everyone who appeared in the videos. The Fox reality series 'Joe Millionaire' had just finished when this was originally released.Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-31462729815451291742009-01-28T11:15:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:28:46.594-08:00Video - Army Football and Samuel L Jackson<OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-5086a21759aff3dc height=344 width=425contentId="5086a21759aff3dc"></OBJECT><BR> Another previously un-released video. Rejected because it was 'too angry' for Army Navy.Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-31528215379218159592009-01-28T11:00:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:13:53.184-08:00Video - Army Hockey Outtakes<OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-91e143dad01f67bc height=344 width=425contentId="91e143dad01f67bc"></OBJECT> <br> I don't know how this could possible promote violence against women - clearly they hit back!Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-87824891581259259612009-01-28T10:51:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:13:12.108-08:00Video - Army Hockey<OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-337dd1660dec1a90 height=344 width=425contentId="337dd1660dec1a90"></OBJECT> <br> Another rejected Army Spirit video - from the Com: 'This video promotes violence against women.' ...amazing.Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-22932697527547305592009-01-28T10:44:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:49:22.468-08:00Video - Navy Spirit Video SpoofI obtained an advance copy of Navy's spirit video in 2003:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmyUz319KVk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmyUz319KVk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />So I suggested we play this one in the stadium to trash it...REJECTED!<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ja-L8T_1nKs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ja-L8T_1nKs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-50992549627421720542009-01-28T10:35:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:43:56.132-08:00Video - Secret Navy Spirit Video<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RMKjDYKs994&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RMKjDYKs994&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br> I screened this video to a panel of TACs, the RTOs, the BTO, and the Com. One RTO and the Com stood stone-faced the entire time...didn't even crack a smile...REJECTED!Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-82430203562906998492009-01-28T10:31:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:33:57.984-08:00Video - Grad Week Challenge<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lurgByI-AcU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lurgByI-AcU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br> This is a legitimate question - Drill or hit in the head with a bottle?Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-30909382402167913062009-01-28T10:15:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:35:23.520-08:00Video - Weekend at Saddam's<div> </div><br /><p><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='425' height='344' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxOfPsL5muI5Y-vt4uDwRFIBBuoi8zyr56a5J5sgZUyVlmEM_xfAK3XdOlcxHWxdR1mo1eFXxg6BuiXKr4E' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p><br /><p>The Greek exchange cadets learned first hand about 'cadet borrowing' when their uniforms ended up in a quick Center Stall video</p>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-85615929651480506682009-01-28T10:10:00.001-08:002009-01-28T10:26:53.221-08:00Video - Beat Navy?!<div> </div><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='425' height='344' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxT97MA3MYzsmvf5tX-6Zbt1EpqpH7eteObj629UzoRrgW3As6V2_JygX0Hu0OWR6ouTE2X8vBPGhJ2c8CkxA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe> <br /><div>You can imagine how long I had to talk with these people in order to trick them into saying 'Beat' and 'Navy.' </div>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-6598357826982340462009-01-28T10:01:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:05:47.078-08:00Video - Barracks Linebacker Outtakes<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/65VOewfZoE4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/65VOewfZoE4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br> Many of the knock-off versions out there are weak with the hits. Here's the truth - Quisenberry has a neck like Gumby.Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-4262342539821208502009-01-28T09:49:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:01:06.767-08:00Video - Barracks Linebacker<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sd3xJ2L5aU8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sd3xJ2L5aU8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br><br />If only there had been YouTube when I made this...instead I just got angry emails from network administrators across the Army about how my video crashed their servers...Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-58240570017644284142009-01-28T09:40:00.000-08:002009-01-28T09:47:11.370-08:00Video - History of the IOCT<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I-wKCsTwNBQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I-wKCsTwNBQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br><br />We filmed all of this in one afternoon. Sorry about the length - I didn't really understand the importance of pace... 'Thanks Sir!'Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-10347213700958455002009-01-28T08:31:00.000-08:002009-01-28T09:59:23.490-08:00Video - Airborne!<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='425' height='344' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyqvBNKVkYODTkFLiuu51-k9Xk2V1U9MMgIv9r4m333u6ZR-5ImbNJclOh154JNUo3mbTpC25_vT2LVPgu2tA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Plenty of pissed off Airborne Rangers out there don't like this video...but I get a kick out of it. Much thanks to Ian Fleischmann for the initial idea! Also, this came out when mp3s was banned, hence the works cited page at the end. Made on Windows Movie MakerMike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032457885530316888.post-62044656586172808962009-01-28T08:11:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:00:24.458-08:00Video - Sol Feinstone Lecture<p><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='425' height='344' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzxiqUbPYdIjbBySHkqZljf0d3wEpcp7-_Z8D1QpK-6D8ZFYW5wW8iFtee6zcYYvpqdmAoxFGH5_VkvVdMtEQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p><br /><p>This was one of my earliest videos - There wasn't even any video, I just brought a digital camera along to a class lecture that turned out to be incredibly boring. Made on Windows Movie Maker</p>Mike Nemethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09349630951683529806noreply@blogger.com0