Apple launches new Navy iPad

Make sure you watch the commercial for Apple's new Navy iPad!

Hey - I might have actually made a 'stadium appropriate' video - probably not though, I'm sure they'll be something 'offensive' about it...

Video - Army Football and Samuel L Jackson

Another previously un-released video. Rejected because it was 'too angry' for Army Navy.

Video - Army Hockey Outtakes

I don't know how this could possible promote violence against women - clearly they hit back!

Video - Army Hockey

Another rejected Army Spirit video - from the Com: 'This video promotes violence against women.' ...amazing.

Video - Navy Spirit Video Spoof

I obtained an advance copy of Navy's spirit video in 2003:


So I suggested we play this one in the stadium to trash it...REJECTED!

Video - Secret Navy Spirit Video

I screened this video to a panel of TACs, the RTOs, the BTO, and the Com. One RTO and the Com stood stone-faced the entire time...didn't even crack a smile...REJECTED!

Firstie Year - Issue 71 - Army Football and SAMI

We would manage to win a few games my firstie year, provided that we scored the game as per the instructions in this article.

Cow Year - Issue 47 - Army Football and Al Qaeda

Sadly, I could have just reprinted this article every year since... but I do hear that Coach Berry 'broke the wheel.'