Firstie Year - Issue 68 - New Cadets Still Say the Darndest Things

Here's more real quotes from New Cadets and their actual motto suggestions. I never found out who wrote in 'Big Pimpin' - Class of 2007'

Firstie Year - Issue 67 - My New Cadet Can't Greet

I had a great time as a Beast 1 Commander - I think that there was some consensus that if I had a leadership position I would be too busy to continue writing articles... but that didn't work out - it just gave me more material.

Cow Year - Issue 31 - Plebes Say the Darndest Things

If only I had a computer at Airborne school... the summer between yearling year and cow year had plenty of great material for a summer Center Stall but I never found the time. This 'welcome back ' issue contains real plebe quotes...not that they're suprising.