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Showing posts with label Justin Quisenberry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Quisenberry. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Video - Army Hockey Outtakes


I don't know how this could possible promote violence against women - clearly they hit back!

Video - Army Hockey


Another rejected Army Spirit video - from the Com: 'This video promotes violence against women.' ...amazing.

Video - Grad Week Challenge


This is a legitimate question - Drill or hit in the head with a bottle?

Video - Weekend at Saddam's




The Greek exchange cadets learned first hand about 'cadet borrowing' when their uniforms ended up in a quick Center Stall video

Video - Beat Navy?!



You can imagine how long I had to talk with these people in order to trick them into saying 'Beat' and 'Navy.'

Video - Barracks Linebacker Outtakes


Many of the knock-off versions out there are weak with the hits. Here's the truth - Quisenberry has a neck like Gumby.

Video - Barracks Linebacker



If only there had been YouTube when I made this...instead I just got angry emails from network administrators across the Army about how my video crashed their servers...

Video - History of the IOCT



We filmed all of this in one afternoon. Sorry about the length - I didn't really understand the importance of pace... 'Thanks Sir!'

Video - Sol Feinstone Lecture



This was one of my earliest videos - There wasn't even any video, I just brought a digital camera along to a class lecture that turned out to be incredibly boring. Made on Windows Movie Maker

Cow Year - Issue 54 - CPT Standards


I backed down from my initial idea for this article to be a taste of investigative reporting...but I'm sure that Brigade Staff got their Dave Matthews tickets while the rest of went to breakfast...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Yearling Year - Issue 22 - Yearlings Give Up


Vintage Yuck bitterness towards the end of my yearling year. By this time, I had a few friends who wrote their own versions of the newsletter and also helped post mine around other portions of West Point beyond the fourth floor of Ike Barracks. Sadly, Andy Zapf wasn't graced with a TAC or an RTO with a sense of humor and was sent to the area.

Yearling Year - Issue 18 - Boo for Battallion T-Shirts


This is the very first appearance of BG Brooks. Ironically, it was his appearance in this article that saved me since the Battallion staff didn't appreciate my support of the mandatory t-shirt idea. I had to claim to Battallion staff that Center Stall had value in sharing 'important news' with cadets. right...