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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Apple launches new Navy iPad

Make sure you watch the commercial for Apple's new Navy iPad!

Hey - I might have actually made a 'stadium appropriate' video - probably not though, I'm sure they'll be something 'offensive' about it...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Video - Comrades!

Snow storms don't get in the way of walking hours at West Point!

Yes - those are cadets on 'snow shovel' detail in front of the hours formation.

Submitted by a brave cadet from Mac Barracks.

Do you have great West Point videos - send 'em to Center Stall

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Video - Joe First Captain Episode 2


This is the second and unexpectedly final episode of Joe First Captain. A visiting congressman complained about the show and nobody bothered to tell him that it was a joke. After an email from the Com, my 'video production privileges' were suspended and Joe First Captain was cancelled.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Video - Joe First Captain Episode 1


Believe it or not, I pitched the idea to USCC for a week-long romance/dating series to be shown in the Mess Hall...and they went along with it - ridiculous, I know. I started writing and filming during the last months of my cow year. A big thanks to everyone who appeared in the videos. The Fox reality series 'Joe Millionaire' had just finished when this was originally released.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Video - Army Football and Samuel L Jackson


Another previously un-released video. Rejected because it was 'too angry' for Army Navy.

Video - Army Hockey Outtakes


I don't know how this could possible promote violence against women - clearly they hit back!

Video - Army Hockey


Another rejected Army Spirit video - from the Com: 'This video promotes violence against women.' ...amazing.

Video - Navy Spirit Video Spoof

I obtained an advance copy of Navy's spirit video in 2003:


So I suggested we play this one in the stadium to trash it...REJECTED!

Video - Secret Navy Spirit Video


I screened this video to a panel of TACs, the RTOs, the BTO, and the Com. One RTO and the Com stood stone-faced the entire time...didn't even crack a smile...REJECTED!

Video - Grad Week Challenge


This is a legitimate question - Drill or hit in the head with a bottle?

Video - Weekend at Saddam's




The Greek exchange cadets learned first hand about 'cadet borrowing' when their uniforms ended up in a quick Center Stall video

Video - Beat Navy?!



You can imagine how long I had to talk with these people in order to trick them into saying 'Beat' and 'Navy.'

Video - Barracks Linebacker Outtakes


Many of the knock-off versions out there are weak with the hits. Here's the truth - Quisenberry has a neck like Gumby.

Video - Barracks Linebacker



If only there had been YouTube when I made this...instead I just got angry emails from network administrators across the Army about how my video crashed their servers...

Video - History of the IOCT



We filmed all of this in one afternoon. Sorry about the length - I didn't really understand the importance of pace... 'Thanks Sir!'

Video - Airborne!



Plenty of pissed off Airborne Rangers out there don't like this video...but I get a kick out of it. Much thanks to Ian Fleischmann for the initial idea! Also, this came out when mp3s was banned, hence the works cited page at the end. Made on Windows Movie Maker

Video - Sol Feinstone Lecture



This was one of my earliest videos - There wasn't even any video, I just brought a digital camera along to a class lecture that turned out to be incredibly boring. Made on Windows Movie Maker