Video - Weekend at Saddam's

The Greek exchange cadets learned first hand about 'cadet borrowing' when their uniforms ended up in a quick Center Stall video

Video - Beat Navy?!

You can imagine how long I had to talk with these people in order to trick them into saying 'Beat' and 'Navy.'

Firstie Year - Issue 82 - Dean Brings Thayer Method to Iraq

Maybe this is why they were so angry for so long...

Firstie Year - Issue 74 - Class of '04 in Iraq

I could never decide if the 'values' girl was funnier than the 'hooah' girl.

Firstie Year - Issue 70 - Army Transformation

Have a problem with a cadet company? Just disband it - scatter them across the Corps and your problem is solved...

Cow Year - Issue 64 - War on Standards

I remember some visiting Brits from Sandhurst saying that if they ever tried to print a joke like this at their Academy they'd be kicked out...

Cow Year - Issue 63 - Regime Change Threatened

April '03 and I think we all had a pretty good idea what things were headed.

Cow Year - Issue 61 - Redneck Special Forces

Another non-USMA Center Stall...I quickly changed focus after quite a few complaints

Cow Year - Issue 60 - The Brooks Brothers

A few loyal readers in CENTCOM made sure that the Com's brother, BG Brooks (2) got a copy of this article - you may remember him as the media briefer in early OIF.

Cow Year - Issue 59 - Expert Opinion from Cadets

Rumor has it that one cadet actually gave a media interview to his local TV station, but it was not CDT SGT (P) Kelly Lanphere, despite his exceptional qualifications.

Cow Year - Issue 58 - Girl Scouts to Iraq

In the weeks before OIF started, the sweatsuits in the mess hall started to become less important so I wrote my first non-USMA Center Stall article.

Cow Year - Issue 50 - War on Terror Acronyms

MG Petraeus visited the week I released this article. One of his aides showed him the article and he got a kick out of it so I sat at his table for a lunch. Proud to get a coin from a MG for making fun of the Army...

Cow Year - Issue 47 - Army Football and Al Qaeda

Sadly, I could have just reprinted this article every year since... but I do hear that Coach Berry 'broke the wheel.'